radycat:

what gets me about most YA/young teen books is the authors usually never write convincing friends’ dialogue? ??? ?? Like friends dont talk like that??? Are they even friends or acquaintances? ?? Where are the sexual come ons followed by the vows of marriage and then the “imma fucking punch you right in the kidney you piece of shit”????? Have you ever had friends middle aged dude or lady????? Did you have to research for this because sad to say you did it wroONG

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake